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The Holy Terrors

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Six people locked in a haunted hall . . . Cameras watching their every move . . . And then someone dies . . . This first in a spine-tingling new paranormal mystery series from New York Times bestselling British fantasy author Simon R. Green will make you doubt your judgement - and believe in ghosts!
Welcome to Spooky Time, the hit TV ghost-hunting show where the horror is scripted . . . and the ratings are declining rapidly. What better way to up the stakes - and boost the viewership - than by locking a select group of Z-list celebrities up for the night in The Most Haunted Hall in England (TM) and live-streaming the 'terrifying' results?
Soon Alistair, a newly appointed Bishop, actress Diana, medium Leslie, comedian Toby and celebrity chef Indira are trapped inside Stonehaven town hall, along with June, the host and producer of the show. The group tries to settle in and put on a good show, but then strange things start happening in their hall of horrors.
What is it about this place - and why is the TV crew outside not responding? Are they even on air?
Logical Alistair attempts to keep the group's fears at bay and rationalize the odd events, but there are things that just can't be explained within reason . . . Can he stop a cold-blooded would-be killer - even if it's come from beyond the grave?
This locked-room mystery with a paranormal twist is classic Simon R. Green, featuring his trademark humour and imagination, irresistible characters, and thoroughly entertaining plotting.

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    • Booklist

      October 15, 2021
      Call him Ishmael Jones. That's the name he took, back in the 1960s, when he crashed to Earth in his spaceship. He was an alien then; now he's (sort of) human, working for a top-secret British government organization, investigating weird occurrences. In the tenth installment of this entertaining series, Ishmael has recently learned that there was another survivor of that spaceship crash, and this individual might be able to help him recover his lost memories. And so Ishmael returns to the village of Norton Hedley, which is known for its long history of paranormal sightings--ghosts, monsters, and other, well, weird things. All his life Ishmael has believed he crash-landed there by accident. But did he? Or did something draw him there, a kind of magnet pulling him in from outer space? And is the other survivor friend or foe? This genre-bending mix of fantasy and thriller is essential reading for series fans and for those who enjoy their fiction a little on the weird side.

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      March 1, 2024
      In this first installment of a projected new series, Green (Ishmael Jones series) invites readers to witness a handful of celebrities--in the loosest possible sense of the word--spending the night in an allegedly haunted building. It's all fake, of course: Spooky Time!, a once-popular "reality" TV show, is trying to inflate its sagging ratings with a special live episode. Even the producer admits it's all staged and that the episode will consist of its guest stars pretending to be frightened by shadows and imaginary spooky stuff. However, when genuinely frightening things start happening, the celebrities--including the nominal star of the novel, a skeptical bishop who spreads the word of God on morning talk shows--begin to wonder whether there might actually be something to this haunting business. The building's doors will automatically unlock themselves in the morning, but will anyone be left alive by then? Green, who's spent decades writing stories about the fantastic and the supernatural, knows how to tell a story. This riff on reality TV is perceptive and witty without ever becoming insulting or mean-spirited. Great fun.

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    • Kirkus

      December 15, 2023
      Minor celebrities gather in a building with a historically large body count. What could go wrong? The ghost of Agatha Christie hovers over Green's frothy whodunit, which features a haunted setting and colorful characters who arrive there in a considerately slow procession before the inevitable murder. The Stonehaven town hall, arguably the most colorful character of all, is introduced first, as a modest country building but also "the most haunted hall in England," a trademarked identity. Handsome young Alistair Kincaid, newly appointed bishop of All Souls Hollow in London, arrives simultaneously with glamorous actress Diana Hunt, who openly flirts with him. They're followed by eager television producer June Colby, host of the ghost-hunting reality show they've all come to film. Shabby, acclaimed medium Leslie Derleth arrives next, followed by charismatic comedian Toby Marsh and celebrity chef Indira Singh, the final guest. Once the table is set, subsequent chapters feature eerie, presumably ghostly happenings and a lot of engaged dialogue, fleshing out the character portraits and planting tiny seeds of suspense. Readers' patience may be tried when they have to wait more than halfway through the tale before anyone is murdered. But things move quickly once a character declares, "It's clear the killer must be one of us." And there's an alternate solution: The killers are the murderous ghosts they've gathered to troll. After all, the house is credited with 27 deaths...and one disappearance. Could it be? More violence and more twists play out before the final surprise. A sleek and appealing, if overlong, homage to vintage whodunits.

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